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Mattie Smyth
Creighton University / Class of 2017
My family is funnier than your family...
"Julio says hi!"
"Did Emily just suggest Brandeis?!"
"Planned weekend activities with mom."
"Hey John, why aren't you dressed?" "Well I don't plan on eating with you for an hour..."
"Dad knows how to do gymnastics."
"Wait, his name isn't Prince?"
"HEY LITTLE GIRL WITH THE BOOTY ON THE SIDE!"
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